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Humanity has used astrology to dictate our lives for thousands of years—and not just to find our way while exploring on the open sea. The placement of stars and planets were used to explain earthly affairs and human destinies, just like they are today. Many of us still rely on our zodiac to guide us through our lives, from big career decisions to relationships, life paths and even where to live when searching for love.
But have you ever used your zodiac sign to get dressed in the morning or for a night out on the town? This New Year might be the time to start, we’re just saying. Undergarments can make or break how good we feel in an outfit, but if you’re tired of making decisions, we’ve done the hard work for you. Here’s which Thigh Society short you should buy based on your zodiac sign.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Time is money and nothing can get in the way of this Capricorn and the top… wherever that is. The Staple in Beige
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
This air sign is revolutionary. You need a revolutionary body cooling short to match. The Cooling in Dove
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
You’re intuitive, empathetic and super sensitive—just like your thighs. Give them some TLC with this pair made for you. The Cotton in Dove
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Dynamic, bold and ambitious, Aries are always ready for anything and veering to come out on top. You need a short that can keep up with you. The Original in Black
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Relaxation is the name of the game for this gentle (and stubborn) earth sign. You’ll want a pair of our coziest shorts in a natural tone to fit the vibe. The Cotton in Beige
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Driven by your playful spontaneity, grab a pair of anti-chafe shorts that will move with and not impede on your very busy, very important life. The Cooling in Cocoa
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Sometimes you let your emotions get the best of you, but we don’t blame you. Our softest shorts will comfort you. The Staple in Black
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Some people call you dramatic; we like to see it as theatrical. And your undergarments shouldn’t get in the way. The Original in Black
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You’re logical, practical and pragmatic. Forget the frills—you need everything in your life to be dependable and serve a purpose. The Staple in Beige
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
As an air sign, your focus is on symmetry, balance and harmony. Breeze through life in our silkiest short yet. The Cooling in Sky
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
You are the definition of mystery, power and emotional energy. You’re complicated. Don’t over complicate your undies. The Original in Black
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
You’re always on a new adventure. Don’t let sticky, chafing thighs slow you down. The Staple in Cocoa
